Venkuloj

McQueen Venkul’ Karsten Armstrong

Vk. Karsten is one of the four founders of Thieves Uno, one of the three Majesterium members, one of the five members of the Natural Order, one of the co-writers of the Smatch-it Rule Book, and the current McQueen.

McQueen Venkul’ William Carrera

Vk. William is one of the four founders of Thieves’ Uno, one of the three Majesterium members, one of the five members of the Natural Order, reviser of the Smatch-it Rule Book, and the former McQueen.

Venkulo Davin Welsh

Vk. Davin is one of the four founders of Thieves’ Uno, one of the three Majesterium members, one of the co-writers of the Smatch-it Rulebook, and one of the five members of the Natural Order.

Venkulo Daniel Mahon

Vk. Daniel is one of the four founders of Thieves’ Uno and the provider of the original deck.

Venkulo Cullen Carrera

Vk. Cullen is one of the five members of the Natural Order, one of the co-writers of the Smatch-it Rulebook, and the patron saint of middle children and people who are cool and have friends but aren’t the most popular.

Venkulo Maren Bohn

Vk. Maren is one of the five members of the Natural Order.

Venkulo Ashley Wiest

Vk. Ashley was one of the earliest players of Thieves’ Uno.

Venkulo Natalie Hetzel

Vk. Natalie was one of the earliest players of Thieves’ Uno.

Venkulo Joy Carrera

Vk. Joy was a chaperone of the trip Thieves’ Uno was founded.

Venkulo Richard Hetzel

Vk. Richard was a chaperone of the trip Thieves’ Uno was founded.

Venkulo Isaiah Schroeder

Vk. Isaiah is an Archbishop whose unwavering commitment to the Band earned him the Sainthood.

Venkulo Boxxy

Vk. Boxxy is a pre-tradition Saint who was artillerized sometime in 2016.

Venkulo Guido d’Arezzo

Vk. Guido is the patron saint of music. He created the modern musical notation system, and for this we are forever in his debt.

Venkulo Ta’mia Hedlin

Vk. Ta’mia is the patron saint of orthodoxy. She friend-zoned the leader of S.W.A.M.P, a formerly heretical cult, multiple times. She can be seen saying “Just wait until High School.”

Venkulo Howard Goodall

Vk. Howard Goodall of Big Bang fame is the patron saint of safe travels.

Venkulo Schnuckles

Vk. Schnuckles is the patron saint of the color blue. On his feast day, February 18th, you must wear the color blue.

Venkuloj Sleepy Bear and Saint Chubbies

Vk. Sleepy Bear and St. Chubbies are co-patron Saints of Sleep.

Venkuloj Sven and Saint ‘Bastion

Vk. Sven and St. ‘Bastion are co-patron Saints of good boys.

Venkulo Toby Maguire

Vk. Toby is the patron saint of basketball.